If we’re not careful, it’ll all be reduced to this.
Instagramming the next Google thingy we bought on Amazon after a eating a 99¢ meal at McDonald’s before doing some banking at Chase while washing it all down with Starbucks as you furniture shop at IKEA with Fox News piped into your ears through Apple iMind® on the latest Apple iPhone 26. The future is near.
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A maximalist, multi-material race cut, short-sleeve cycling jersey with ultra light mesh side panels. Features a YKK #5 hidden zipper, 3 rear pockets and sewn-on woven labels throughout.
Details
✔ 100% Polyester
✔ Standard collar
✔ Extended aero sleeves with silicone grippers
✔ Race-cut
✔ Lightweight & moisture-wicking
✔ UPF Rating SPF+30
✔ Imported
Fit
Fit is very race-cut and runs on the smaller side. When in doubt, size up one-size.
Same Fit: Idiocracy and Low Key Jersey.
Pictured: Jimmy is 5’8” and 150 lbs. and is wearing a size S.
Size Guide
|
|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
Chest |
85 |
89 |
93 |
97 |
101 |
106 |
|
Zipper |
52.5 |
53.6 |
55.3 |
57 |
58.5 |
60.6 |
|
Back |
64 |
65.5 |
67.5 |
69.5 |
71.5 |
73.5 |
|
Sleeve |
34 |
35.5 |
37 |
38.5 |
40 |
41.5 |
Unit: cm
Care Instructions
Machine wash cool – 30C
Wash dark colors separately
Do not bleach or dry clean
Do not wring
Do not tumble dry
