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Idiocracy is most certainly among us folks. Introducing theĀ IdiocracyĀ 4 jersey.
We will accept nothing less than legendary world-class luxury from Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Rollex Siding, Brooks Brothers Furniture, Bulgari Paving, Prada Premium Pressure Washers, Bentley Wealth Management, Omega Automotive, Waldorf Demolition, Barney's Farm, Swirsky Roofing, Johnnie Walker RV, Ferrari Kitchens, St. Andrews Cinema, Versace Dog Salon, andĀ the unmistakable Burr's Berry Farm.Ā
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An insanely dumb, multi-material race cut, short-sleeve cycling jersey with ultra light mesh side panels. Features a YKK #5 hidden zipper, 3 rear pockets and sewn-on woven labels throughout.
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Details
ā 100% Polyester
āĀ Low profile collar
āĀ Extended aero sleeves with silicone grippers
āĀ Race-cut
ā LightweightĀ & moisture-wicking
ā UPF Rating SPF+30
ā Imported
Fit
Fit is very race-cut and runs on the smaller side. When in doubt, size up one-size.Ā Ā
Same Fit:Ā Idiocracy 3Ā and Dreamcast Jersey.
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Pictured:Ā Kenny is 5ā9ā and 135 lbs. and is wearing a size XS and in addition wearing a Team All-Road Bib - FWCĀ in size S.Ā
Size Guide
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
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Chest |
85 |
89 |
93 |
97 |
101 |
106 |
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Zipper |
52.5 |
53.6 |
55.3 |
57 |
58.5 |
60.6 |
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Back |
64 |
65.5 |
67.5 |
69.5 |
71.5 |
73.5 |
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Sleeve |
34 |
35.5 |
37 |
38.5 |
40 |
41.5 |
Unit:Ā cm
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Care Instructions
Machine wash cool ā 30C
Wash dark colors separately
Do not bleach or dry clean
Do not wring
Do not tumble dry
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