I can't just sit back and let this whole 'Four Seasons' mishap slide. 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
Idiocracy is most certainly among us folks. Introducing the Idiocracy 4 jersey.
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An insanely dumb, multi-material race cut, short-sleeve cycling jersey with ultra light mesh side panels. Features a YKK #5 hidden zipper, 3 rear pockets and sewn-on woven labels throughout.
Details
✔ 100% Polyester
✔ Low profile collar
✔ Extended aero sleeves with silicone grippers
✔ Race-cut
✔ Lightweight & moisture-wicking
✔ UPF Rating SPF+30
✔ Imported
Fit
Fit is very race-cut and runs on the smaller side. When in doubt, size up one-size.
Same Fit: Idiocracy 3 and Dreamcast Jersey.
Pictured: Kenny is 5’9” and 135 lbs. and is wearing a size XS and in addition wearing a Team All-Road Bib - FWC in size S.
Size Guide
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|
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
|
Chest |
85 |
89 |
93 |
97 |
101 |
106 |
|
Zipper |
52.5 |
53.6 |
55.3 |
57 |
58.5 |
60.6 |
|
Back |
64 |
65.5 |
67.5 |
69.5 |
71.5 |
73.5 |
|
Sleeve |
34 |
35.5 |
37 |
38.5 |
40 |
41.5 |
Unit: cm
Care Instructions
Machine wash cool – 30C
Wash dark colors separately
Do not bleach or dry clean
Do not wring
Do not tumble dry
